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Ed: How far is *Thiruvananthapuram from Cochin?
[*Also Spelled :ThironthoaaaRum]
Sorcy: Far...very far...really really far far..like 5 hours on the road which feels like eternity.Why? ARE YOU COMING DOWN ^&@#^@*&$^#*&$?
Ed: Nope.My friend is coming down to Kerala for some Yoga classes for 2 weeks.
Sorcy: Hmm...They sell Yoga in packets these days.
Ed :I am convincing him not to go for yoga.Trying to scare him off saying he can lock-up his body in awkward positions.
Sorcy: Fuel prices are on the hike..may be he wants to learn levitation. Red bull does not really give you wings.Does it?
Sorcy: !:)
Ed: What was that? Got hit by a Baseball Bat?
Sorcy: huh!! Thats an smiley for "!dea".
Ed: Oh! Thank you for explaining.
Sorcy: Ya know..We can be the "Yoga Brokers" for Kerala.We bring in people for yoga, which we call Raw Materials in Pure Business Terminology [P.B.T]. We sell them to Yoga Factory. They all get Yogified.and we become filthy rich.We Mass produce Yogis.To summarize We corporotize Yoga and in turn world peace.
Ed: hmmm...and
Sorcy: 3 years down the line..we can call ourself the "Yoga Mafia" or "Yoga Syndicate". We can also export it to foreign lands in bling bling packing and bring in some FDI [Foren -> Desi Investment].
Ed: ya know what *She [*She=Gwakus_Busyus_Thesisus]would call us?
Sorcy: Hmm..."Yoga Pimps"?
Ed:Exaaaaaaaaaactly..
Sorcy:She prefer to use her words with an overdose of her artistic vocabulary mixed with a bit of vinegar.
Ed:Aaaaaaaaaaargghmmmmm..
Sorcy: Ya know..I even thought of a Logo for our Yoga Company. The logo will be "A Paper Clip" . That's how our clients will be able to bend their body after learning YOGA. Call it B.E [ Business Ethics ]
Ed:Now we need a caption.Not what Gwakus_Busyus_Thesisisus would call us.
Sorcy:What ever...Just make me the Treasurer.Alright?
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Sorcy: So.. Kapish?
Ed: Nope.I will handle all our female clients..and you handle the rest.
Sorcy: I wont even touch the rest.Huh! Smarty pants. Your handle will break off after all those handling?
Ed:That's a sacrifice I would gladly make.
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Sorcy: aha!!Talking nonsense to Cyber chics. Eh?
Prj: Nope. Saving the environment from lead batteries.
Sorcy: oh..yeah..Giving Organic Orgasms?
Prj: That's just a side effect. Actually saving the world market from Chinese Toys with toxic plastic.
Sorcy: A few years down the line you can float a company and call it "Harmless_Guy and Sons- Giving Organic Orgasms since 2010". Since your company is organic and environmental friendly, you get Tax Exemption too.
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[*Also Spelled :ThironthoaaaRum]
Sorcy: Far...very far...really really far far..like 5 hours on the road which feels like eternity.Why? ARE YOU COMING DOWN ^&@#^@*&$^#*&$?
Ed: Nope.My friend is coming down to Kerala for some Yoga classes for 2 weeks.
Sorcy: Hmm...They sell Yoga in packets these days.
Ed :I am convincing him not to go for yoga.Trying to scare him off saying he can lock-up his body in awkward positions.
Sorcy: Fuel prices are on the hike..may be he wants to learn levitation. Red bull does not really give you wings.Does it?
Sorcy: !:)
Ed: What was that? Got hit by a Baseball Bat?
Sorcy: huh!! Thats an smiley for "!dea".
Ed: Oh! Thank you for explaining.
Sorcy: Ya know..We can be the "Yoga Brokers" for Kerala.We bring in people for yoga, which we call Raw Materials in Pure Business Terminology [P.B.T]. We sell them to Yoga Factory. They all get Yogified.and we become filthy rich.We Mass produce Yogis.To summarize We corporotize Yoga and in turn world peace.
Ed: hmmm...and
Sorcy: 3 years down the line..we can call ourself the "Yoga Mafia" or "Yoga Syndicate". We can also export it to foreign lands in bling bling packing and bring in some FDI [Foren -> Desi Investment].
Ed: ya know what *She [*She=Gwakus_Busyus_Thesisus]would call us?
Sorcy: Hmm..."Yoga Pimps"?
Ed:Exaaaaaaaaaactly..
Sorcy:She prefer to use her words with an overdose of her artistic vocabulary mixed with a bit of vinegar.
Ed:Aaaaaaaaaaargghmmmmm..
Sorcy: Ya know..I even thought of a Logo for our Yoga Company. The logo will be "A Paper Clip" . That's how our clients will be able to bend their body after learning YOGA. Call it B.E [ Business Ethics ]
Ed:Now we need a caption.Not what Gwakus_Busyus_Thesisisus would call us.
Sorcy:What ever...Just make me the Treasurer.Alright?
..
..
Sorcy: So.. Kapish?
Ed: Nope.I will handle all our female clients..and you handle the rest.
Sorcy: I wont even touch the rest.Huh! Smarty pants. Your handle will break off after all those handling?
Ed:That's a sacrifice I would gladly make.
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Sorcy: aha!!Talking nonsense to Cyber chics. Eh?
Prj: Nope. Saving the environment from lead batteries.
Sorcy: oh..yeah..Giving Organic Orgasms?
Prj: That's just a side effect. Actually saving the world market from Chinese Toys with toxic plastic.
Sorcy: A few years down the line you can float a company and call it "Harmless_Guy and Sons- Giving Organic Orgasms since 2010". Since your company is organic and environmental friendly, you get Tax Exemption too.
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20 comments:
hahaha!!!
You are an MBA right??
:D :D
how did you come up with a name "Gwakus_Busyus_Thesisisus" ? sounds like a bird+gawk+thesaurus !!!!!
your conv was too high funda for me !!
ROFL
I was missing this innings for a while.
Hilarious Conversations.
Business acumen+Humor Acumen=>Sorc mon
By the looks of it, you are not an MBA [Book Smart]but street smart i.e. Organically Smart-100% Natural and bottled at source.
ahha !
got it now
errr... you made a spelling mistake there ... if i think u r refering to what i think u r, it is gawk and not gwak :D :D :D
@Deepa
Gawk Gwak ..its all the same...
"Call Gawk by any other name will be as messy as ever" - Sorcospear.
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Yeah...too high funda..too high funda for single celled brain things.
@Gayathri
Exactly I r street smart..I am smart enough to know which street I live in.
Thank you for the comment
@Smita
Thanks for the comment.
Me..MBA? errr...Nope..
I just live here.
But,pimps are men that are like buisnessmen and sell prostitudes to customers,right?
ha ha ha
he he he
hu hu hu
Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge?
(Good one, Sorcy. Slowly getting back into your old rhythm. Keep conversing!)
U r a Legend Socy..
great as always.
@Anonymous
spasibo. Spasibo
Did they change the definition of the word Legend?
anyway thank you
@P.Venugopal.
No thank you.I just had my lunch.If you insist with 2 lumps of sugar.please..
aye..trying to get back to the rhythm.
@Sankoobaba
Long time comrade..
nice to see ya back..
thank you ..nice to see that it made you laugh in different flavors.
"We corporotize Yoga and in turn world peace"...Now thats what i say - "what an idea sirjee !! "
Aha!!????!!!????
:-?
Koooooooooooi.
Where Art Thou?
@Gayathri
err..iam here..kinda busy with some works.
@Pratik
Oye!! You!! Long time dude..
nice to see you back on the blog.
You're constantly busy aren't you Sorcy? What gives?
single celled organisms ??
Well if I'm single celled, guess you are cell-less
and even if you do have a cell, guess it is not grey :D :D
@Deepa
Nope its not the old Gray of 1960s...its more of vibrant color..it cycles through all the colors.
yeah..Gawkanisms.actually.
Gawk Gawk...Gawk Gawk..
coloured cells ? No wonder yours dont work !
@deepa
it wrecks..not works!
zats the way uha uha..
i laike it.. uha uha
How far is Trivandarum really? Many ppl keep telling like its very far
@Pesto Sauce
Its very far...very very far actually.
Its an edge of the earth.
Technically...the 'far' thing is relative to your position- basing it on theory of relativity,that is
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