"My Internet device is putting me on a diet..it's not giving me my bytes"- Sorcerer on Internet connectivity
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When some monkeys voluntarily came down the tree, some of them were pushed off their branches or the branches they were sitting on broke under their fat ass. They were too lazy to climb back the tree . They waddled up and down the plains of earth, with Godzilla and Tarantulas. These monkeys took the train to Evolution. A few of them got down at 'Service Desks' of lovingly called as 'Call Centers'. The others, inbred and thus gave rise to the popular term 'Being a Human'.
Service Desk a.k.a Call centers are centered around the theory -'Infinte Monkey' Theorem.
"The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare."
That's how, they are trained to solve the customer queries.
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Unfortunately, I use the 3G 'terminology' to connect to the Internet . Soon, this Chinese made plastic USB internet device started controlling My LIFE. [Contrary to the popular belief..I do have one.]
The 3G stick as it's called in hardcore technical terminology, decides everything about my affair with the internet.
Everytime I had to connect to the internet. I had to promise coconuts to Lord Ganesha. If I had to stay online for a few hours, without disconnection/uninterrupted downloads, that meant more offerings..more coconuts...more coconuts..
I decided to take things into my hands, once the coconuts I promised to Lord Ganesha, crossed the net produce of coconuts in the state of Kerala.
I took my mobile phone and 'dared' to call up the customer care number which can be mapped to 1800-SCREWYOU.
A bitchy voice, asked me to select menu after menu over IVR. I felt like walking , the Bangalore streets, trying to find '18th Cross' when I went to visit a friend at Jayanagar once.
The usual IVR thingy of major corporates are programmed, to make it easy for the customers to reach their help desk.
"If you want to speak to a customer Care executive..Please press 1"
"If you really want to speak to a customer care executive..Please press 1"
"Oh!! you must be joking..Did you really meant '1' when you pressed 1."
"C'mon Dude..be a sport...Press 1 again."
"Okay..lemme rephrase it for you..Are you sure you want to speak to a Customer Care Executive.?Please press 1 if you are sure."
"Hit me baby one more time.. 1 press 1 again"
"Humor me-Please press 1"
"Sarah Palin is HOT!! -Please Press 1"
"You are going to speak to a customer care executive..Are you sure you had your anti-rabies vaccniation ?If so, please press 1"
Now if you are really lucky, you can press 1 till you grow a 14 inch beard or your batteries run out.
For those who dare..like me, is put to the next painful hurdle...'Listening to the corporate theme song.'
For some reason, the telecom company whose USB device I am using is having their theme song sung by 12 year old school kids. They are not singing but shouting the theme song into your ears. This is the corporate tactic of ' Torture by 12 year olds.'
I passed that test too..I am a Mallu. We can survive extreme cold even though, we are wearing mundu at half mast..aha!!
We got our balls strong like the coconuts.
Finally, I heard the doors to the inner sanctum creak open...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrriinggg..rrrrrrrrrrriinggg
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Cust_Care:Hello I am *Suma, how may I help you?
*Name Changed
[She meant:Hi, since all the good names were already taken, I am Suma for you.Darrrn!!]
Me:Hello..I am having an issue.
Cust_Care:Alright..How May I help you?
[She meant:Hmmm..You havin What?Issues!!..lemme make it worse for you.]
Me:The thing is...your server bounces me out..doesn't let me stay online for more than a minute or 2. The authentication succeeds, I am logged in..then after some time..I am kicked off your server unceremoniously. Bytes sent 'Awesome' bytes recieved zero.
[I meant:Upgrade your hardwares ,network MORONS!!!]
Cust_Care:Really sorry to hear that.Can I put on you on hold while I check your details?
[She meant:Ha.Ha.Ha to you!!Can I put on you on hold, while I check my make-up in the reflection on the computer screen and think about awesome things to piss you off further?]
Me:Sure..
{
Alright! while on hold, I am forced to listen to the corporate theme song.
I think in their S.O.P manual will be like this
1)Take the call
2)Greet the customer
3)Put him on hold
4)Make him listen to the corporate theme song *Music Blast* for at least 5 minutes. [
**you win bonus points for every other minute the customer is on hold ** ]
}
Cust_care:Sorry for putting you on hold.
[She meant:Gwad!! you still holding the line? Dude..I just gave you chance to run away. Since you didn't, I am gonna make you feel soooo sorry. You my friend..is flirting with disaster!]
Me:It's alright.Tell me what is it..What is it tell me.
[Lets get it over with girl..just tell me..tell me ..its not cancer.Just tell me It's gas.]
Cust_Care: Do you have latest antivirus installed on your computer?
Me: I use Linux.
Cust_Care: Do you have latest antivirus installed on your compueter?
Me: I use Linux..
[Gurl...Ask me that question one more time and I am gonna cry!!!.
I passed that test too..I am a Mallu. We can survive extreme cold even though, we are wearing mundu at half mast..aha!!
We got our balls strong like the coconuts.
Finally, I heard the doors to the inner sanctum creak open...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrriinggg..rrrrrrrrrrriinggg
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Cust_Care:Hello I am *Suma, how may I help you?
*Name Changed
[She meant:Hi, since all the good names were already taken, I am Suma for you.Darrrn!!]
Me:Hello..I am having an issue.
Cust_Care:Alright..How May I help you?
[She meant:Hmmm..You havin What?Issues!!..lemme make it worse for you.]
Me:The thing is...your server bounces me out..doesn't let me stay online for more than a minute or 2. The authentication succeeds, I am logged in..then after some time..I am kicked off your server unceremoniously. Bytes sent 'Awesome' bytes recieved zero.
[I meant:Upgrade your hardwares ,network MORONS!!!]
Cust_Care:Really sorry to hear that.Can I put on you on hold while I check your details?
[She meant:Ha.Ha.Ha to you!!Can I put on you on hold, while I check my make-up in the reflection on the computer screen and think about awesome things to piss you off further?]
Me:Sure..
{
Alright! while on hold, I am forced to listen to the corporate theme song.
I think in their S.O.P manual will be like this
1)Take the call
2)Greet the customer
3)Put him on hold
4)Make him listen to the corporate theme song *Music Blast* for at least 5 minutes. [
**you win bonus points for every other minute the customer is on hold ** ]
}
Cust_care:Sorry for putting you on hold.
[She meant:Gwad!! you still holding the line? Dude..I just gave you chance to run away. Since you didn't, I am gonna make you feel soooo sorry. You my friend..is flirting with disaster!]
Me:It's alright.Tell me what is it..What is it tell me.
[Lets get it over with girl..just tell me..tell me ..its not cancer.Just tell me It's gas.]
Cust_Care: Do you have latest antivirus installed on your computer?
Me: I use Linux.
Cust_Care: Do you have latest antivirus installed on your compueter?
Me: I use Linux..
[Gurl...Ask me that question one more time and I am gonna cry!!!.
Dear GOD!!
Did you forget to put a semicolon (;) in her code while you programmed her?She is on Infinite loop.
In other words..shape up your Q.C team Mr. They are doing a sloppy job.]
Cust_Care: Sir,click on the Start Menu.
Me: I use Linux.There is no Start Menu.
Cust_Care: Sir, please click on the start menu.
Me: I use Linux.just tell me what setting I needed to change .I will find the Linux equivalent and try and do the same.Don't you have Manual on Linux? Your product brochure says..it supports Linux.
[FYI Gurl!! the word 'Please' doesn't grow a Start Menu on Linux..What do they call you in real life? Just curious!]
Cust_care: Blah balh balh blah ..do..this..do that...push this..push that...blah blah.blah...
[She meant:I am just reading what's written on the screen..I am not 'Triaging' anything based on your inputs..*poof* its supposed to work.]
Me:Okay..alright..
[Thank you gurl.Thank you for reading me the script out of 'Harry Potter'. ]
Cust_care:Sir, you can also try and reinstall the software and it may work.
[She meant:That's also written on my Computer screen..I am just reading it to you.]
Me:Hmmm..okay!
[Reinstall..What software? My operating System?]
Cust_care:Sir, we are having some network congestion too..
[She meant:We have Acts of God, Buddha, Vishnu, Zeus, 'Network Up-gradation work going on' etc and the best est of all 'network Congestion.' its your call dude.]
Me:aha!!okay
[AAAHHH!!! The dreaded Network Constipation..Thank you..Thank you for dropping the bomb...]
Cust_Care:Sir, you can also try and restart the computer..and connect it back and it should work.
[She meant:O.M.G Dude.I just read you the last line written on my screen..you better disconnect the call and scram..else..I am gonna SCREAM in your ears.My boy friend says..I am a good screamer..okay?.Then All your Gray cells are gonna turn white .Like totally!! O.M.G you are still holding the line...DUDE!! I am gonna strangle you with my cell phone!! ]
Me:Well..It's alright..I am not that bored anyway.
Cust_care:Sir, if you have still the same problem you can call us back.
[She meant:Hey..I noticed your sarcasm..I am sarcastic too]
Me:Sure.it was really nice talking to you.Call you back.. .I am delighted..Thank you.
Cust_Care:Is there anything else you want help with?
Me:Errrr...Nope.
[Trying hard to stay civilized...before my neurons fire randomness at her..I disconnected the call]
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I knew that, the network won't let me in till the evening. I took my mid-noon nap.
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160 comments:
:D :D :D :D
And Sorcy being Sorcy .. did what ??!
Sorcy like I did take my mid-noon nap and thne go walking on top of the roof looking at Joseph taking a shower.
Sorcy evide ?
@deep
took an afternoon-nap unlike you ticklers. [tclers]
*points and laughs..tickler..tickler
Guy:Oh..So you code?
Deeps:Yeah on tcl
Guy:ticklers!!
Deeps:Yeah..we are way below the food chain.Ya know I am a veggy too.
@kiddy
oh..thats nice..
@Deeps
TCL is below the food chain.
God created TCL..then amoeba..
Amoeba feed on TCLers.
Q:How many Ticklers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Lightbulb is beyond lexical Scope.
Aarghhh .. why did I ask if you were ok ??!! Gwaad !!!
Guy:Oh..So you code?
Deeps:Yeah on tcl
Guy:ticklers!!
Deeps:Yeah..we are way above the food chain. We are tickled to death seeing YOU tickle the animal specie as well as lick their ticks !!
Q : What did the aliens find on probing Sorcy's comments ?
A : Nothing. They had a mental breakdown !
@Deeps
AHahahaha...Changing order of the comment eh?
you are evil..
where is your side kick MTI?
no way ... tcl is above .. above ...
aaaaarrrghhhhhhhhhh ... !!!!!
Q : What happened to Sorcy after the aliens abducted his comments
A : He turned to ticklers for mental enhancement !
U called her an evil candy no ? She's gonna take over the whacking you (from the camel)
@Dee
Chill chica! Our Sorcs here tryin very hard to re-establish his bad boy image!!!
Unfortunately for him, the secret is out!!!
Our Sorcs is a softie.......big time... Big ol' CANDY floss our Sorcs!
@Sorcs
Side kick, huh?
Speak man speak! As much as you like!
Soon you'll be talkin from the inside of a camel's rump, all across the dunes of Arabia!
@MTI
hahahahaha..Conspirators...Conspirators!!!!
re-establish what candy gurl?
@deeps
Deleting comments and then rephrasing it according to your mental enlightement!!and then republishing it.
baaah!
Lexical Scope at LARRRRGEEE!
ha ha ha, sorcy. i had wanted to write a piece on this customer care thingy, as you might call it. but can't pull it off this way like you. pranams, masterji!
What to do ?
When my 'guru' went soft, I lost my inspiration .. now that the 'guru' is back, am gonna cut the guru ...
(errr. .. i guess 'guru' didnt notice the no. of times i scored on the last post ... hmm .. saramilla ... anganeyum sambhavikyum)
@Sorcs
Re-establish your bad/sarcy boy image, CandySorcs Floss!!!
Don't worry, your secret is safe with us....right Dee?
Btw, did you watch the youtube link? Was I right?
@Sorcy
aliyaa, what made you stay on the line?? definitely not the chicks voice!!
n sleeping right after the call?? dreaming of her too??!!
Sorcy ...
alpa samayathekku naa poonu ... mood atharekku sheriyalla. ..
will be back in sometime. ..
@P.Venugopal
Thank you..:)
Customer care..they always manage to find that one nerve thats connected to my pinky finger and dance on it.
@deeps
Thenga Kkola.nee oru chukkum cheyyilla.
I didn't go soft..Just cuz you wrote a poem praising your Lordship..that is me.
@MTi
Youtube link?
didnt you read my post on CUSTOMER CARE and how fast my internet connection is.
Just because you both noodleheads cameup with a poem praising me ,your king,[repenting to all the bad karma you did to me] doesnt mean I went soft on you both.
remember it was Sunday,thought I would spare you both once a week.
@eon
nope..I just wanted to see if there is something wrong with my INTERNET account.
*sigh
my innocence being questioned and postmorted!
@deeps
ayyoo..what moodinu endu patty?
aawww..okay..you ticklers are awesome!
you are above the food chain..actually even above grasshoppers.
void()->amoeba->Eon->MTI->grass->grasshopper->deeps->Airbus 380
@Sorcs
Yeah! Yeah!
Methinks, the man doth protest too much! :P
@MTI
I was actually planning to bash you up on your blog with EOn and DEEPS
but..since you bribed both..
*sigh..
I gotta try and bribe em back.
and
Ps:Remove the comment moderation on your blog so that we can bash you up unceremoniously over there.
Thank you.
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@Sorcs
Yes I heard about your sinister plan, Voldemort! But you forgot something very important....Dee and Eon are NOT for sale!!!!
Tough luck, Chico!!! I choose my friends wisely!!!! :P
A thought...why not team up with your 'athu'....seems like she's got it in for me, big time and I haven't a clue why!!!!
@Sorcs
Done....welcome! :D
Do your best!!
@MTI
see..there is lightning strikes, mak trucks, electric chair, harakkiri etc to commit suicide..'athu' is extreme like burning on a stke.
No thank you
Its not about sale..its about 'negotiating' deals.
I am gonna make them an offer they can't refuse.
@MTI
aha! such confidence..on your inmates!
sure thing..wait until tomorrow..dawn.
You got some clever ideas in your head if those girls can't refuse your offer Sorcy. I wonder what the offer is.
Aah Sorcy Sorcy ...
an offer we cant refuse ?
Pray what ? Am all ears .. tell tell tell !! Let me see how @ what Sorcy fixes out value :D :D :D
Sorry boss ... offer on ze script aint gonna change anything macha !
Mood .. anganeokke sambhavikyum .. thought of burrowinf myself somewhere .. pinne vichaarichu venda ... why give Sorcy some easy times ??
Airbus 380 ??!!! Where did that come from ??
Sorcy->void()->amoeba->Eon->MTI->grass->grasshopper->deeps->Airbus 380
*har har har* *khi khi khi*
idhaano ninde work area ?? 2 phones ? and such a bulky one too ???
Sorcy let me ask you a question since you are such a genuis like our John,do you think my latest picture that I posted is an ILLUTION?
Good morning folks .. and wood morning to some !
have a great day ppl !
@Deepa
good morning..nincompoop.
You are not supposed to change the food chain..which researchers have made.
The offer is that for 24 hours or so..I wont bash you and Eon..if you are with me to bash up MTI on her blog.
C'mon...you should have gone sat in a corner and sulk..why not.make it a profession?
That's the lil corner of my room where create new world order.
yeah ..The land phone has a mind of its own..the other is not my own.
My phone is the one with a "color cam" and all with which I took that pic.
@kiddy
Whats an Ilyushin?
@Sorcs, Dee and Eon
Top of the morning, you guys!
Have a great day! :D
@Sorcs
ROFL!
THAT"S your offer?!
ROFL!
Oh! Pavam, pavam Sorcs!!!
My heart bleeds for you, chico!!!
@MTI
buaahahahahahaha!!!
@ Sorcy
yo !
Well ..i researched the food chain again .. and found this teeny weeny mistake in what has been established till now ... Uff .. me R genius ... am gonna publish my finding !
This is ur offer ?! This ? This ! This ?!!? This is all you could come up with ?? Too much !!
I thought of sulking in a corner ... but naah .. am not gonna let you have an easy day that way.
That doesnt look like the corner of any room !
@Deeps
Sorc:what finding? did you manage to find your brain?
Deeps:Yeah
*deeps points at a pimple on her forehead.
Sorc:Good.Keep at it.
*gives deep a sketch pen.
Why not play join the dots with your brain?
Deeps:Yeah yeah yeah...
Yes..M.T.I did sooo many verbal mistakes in her blog which I am gonna point out to her.
Not a corner..but a few feet from the corner..technically..miss smartypants.
Sorcy ... .
Very funny ! You think a pimple = brain ? Poor deluded you ! your brain has dots ? no wonder you are way down the food chain ... generally, people have white and grey matter in their brains ... no wonder your brain has stunted growth !!
See .. I r genius ... i wonder errors in your pic too :D :D :D
*found errors ...
I mean illusion.
Deepa you mixed Sorcy and I together,I'm the one with the stunted growth not he.
That's what John thinks of me Sorcy "In a corner in a shelter Eagles fly" that is,his mind is so beautiful.
chakkare ... nee sukshicho ... avar ninnode big time soft aavunundu ! soookshicho .....
That's what I think Deepa,Sorcy is big time soft.
@Sorcy
ROFLLLLLLL!!!!!
aliyaa ^ adu vazhichyo??? *HAAHHAHAHAHAHA*
soft aayi poyallo!!
*he he he he he*
kashtamanne....
pinne, avarku enge arinyu ningal soft aaya karyam?? endo paruvadi kanichhu koduttho??
*wonders....*
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Right on target Eon ... daal kaali hai !
@EON
aaa 'sadhanam' vallathum paranjal..athu mathi..
hmmm...athu ivide vannu comment cheyyum njan karuthiyilla.
Kalakkedu..alladey enda parayua.
@Deeps
ho...endoru santhosham.
innu bug onnum ille kandu pidikkan.
'athine' ningal bribe cheytho?
Eon, Sorcy enthu paranjaalum, he's mighty happy that 'athu' Sorcykku ithereem attention kodukunundu ennu !!!!
Sorcy .. kalkkedu ennu vechaal ? Or did you mean thalakedu ?
Chakkare ... inganne okke parayaamo ? Njan athine bribe onnum cheyillatto ... remember what you said earlier about suicide ? Aah .. same logic applies to me ... Ulla paapathindekoode 'athine' bribe cheytha paapavum venda !
bugo ? innu athinokke restaanu ... innu njan relax cheythu .. ineem cheyyum !
@All
the monster re-spawned...be right back after killing it.
ethu monster ?
@Deepa
Yeah.. Tclers(tickler coders)...feeding from the bottom of the food chain..burping and resting after.
kalakkedu ennu vechal...bad time..bad time.
@MTI
Client monster..thought I killed it with teacup.
:( :( .. u called me a monster ?
u going blind too? mti didnt ask u abt the monster !!
@DEeps
wait..okay..al;right..
you...its you.. not MTI
you dont have commonsense!MTI didnt ask me abt the monster!!
you..monster!!hahahaha..
nope
you are keedanu..
thanks for asking.
buaahaha
hah ! u r trying to get back to sarcasm, i see ... dont try too hard .. else brains will ALSO go soft !!!!
@Sorcy
aliyaa, idhu enda sambhavikkune?? ningal soft aayi poyallo...pinne, athil "athinde" endo role undo??
*he he he*
@deepa
hahahahahahaha..
its embedded..so no worries on that.
see when you used the soft/Hard word the verrryyyy first time..I thought of capitalizing on it..then i thought.."Venda..Pavam..." nnu.
Remember..I just..let you have this moments of glory.
ahhungarikale
@EON
tea kudicho?
ahha !
anganne ippol paranjo ... but am sure , atinu vere oru katha undaakaamaayirunnu !!
@Sorcy
aliyaa, i donno if that tea kuddichyo had anything behind it...
but considering it a straight question..
illya aliyaa, ivide verum tea bag tea available aa, adukonde tea kudikyarillya...coffee...
:)
@Deeps
nope..actually..I told eon about it a few messages back.
anyway..there is no point.
shhhh...Watching " Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron "
@Eon
hmmm.ahahaha.
njan veruthey chodichatha..
ofcourse its a question from the straight.
@Sorcy
from teh straight that was once hard??
:P
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Sorcy .. i read you reply to Eon ... was wondering how you could capitalize on "soft heart" without incriminating urself in some way or the other ... anyways ...
Sorcy ... i think the soft/hard question is gonna hit you very very hard !!
@eon
Sorry to disappoint..but I prefer to discuss that with the fairer sex..of the human species.
:P
@deeps
aha!! read it only now?
:O
Sorcy ... illya ... read it earlier itself .. pakshe didnt comment .. thats all...
ahha .. i see u r paying imp to what u speak "of the human species"
@Deeps
Yeah..alright
Yes..Iam giving importance to human species...just in case.Dont know about you..though.
"Dont know about you" .. meaning what ? You dont know if i am human ? Sorry boss ... am not gonna prove i am a female of the homo sapien specie.
@Sorcy
no wonder u were banged by aliens....the effects are showing!!
@Deeps
exactly...realization dawns....without background moojik.
you can only prove whats right .right?
khi khi khi khi khi
brb
Foosa Hungry..
Foosa Eat!!!
@Eon
now..where did that come from?
ayyada .... now i know partly how ur brains work ... first u called me a yakshi .. and now this .. enthaayallum njan kaanichu tharilla !!
@Sorcy
u urself had said that u were banged on teh wall by aliens...i just took the liberty of delting the wall..
:D
n ur ineterst in human species i thought were the aliens encounter effects...
:D
*he he he*
yo ! why the silence over all frequencies ??? all transmitters down or what ???
@deeeps
nope..
Me...was feasting.
@Eon
err...banged on the wall?
hmm...i recall saying..I ran into a wall.
anyway..
u okk ??????????
looks like u ran out of vocab
You mean a female person Sorcy, 'cause John is fairer than most female persons.I'm just being honest here,just go walzing in and check out the pic of he and his wify at www.liveinhispresence.com
@Deeps
aha!!
Nopes..just back after the food..thought I would give a quick reply flagging i am online..
Searching for an MP3 Song..daring to download it too..
Bryan adams song from the movie Spirit.
@Eon
where did Eon run off?
Feasting time?
Fasting month comin up in SA ..
Yeah..be evil to pavam me..evil..alright!!
Karma haunts ya with chainsaw!
buaahahahahahaha!!
Nopes ? meaning u aint ok ??
aaah ... dare ... u dare ! i just d/llded a mp3 too ... :D :D
eon's boss dragged him away
You think I'm evil to say that John is the fairer sex Sorci? But the truth is the truth,why not just tell it like it is.It's so obvious,although the rascal played a trick on me and changed the pic of he and wify.I think he bears an uncanny resemblance to Gene Tireny in the movie "Laura" not in the part where she is a jealous knifing wife.
^^
wattaayyooo ? nee enthaa j.o.h.n de wifene abduct cheyaan pooguvaano ?
@Deepa
Yeah..see..thats what happen when you behave not so nice to me..
BOSS drags you away ..whips you and makes you build pyramids
Sorc ...
nee alle Anony ?
anyway ... i know ze knight on ze horse with ze armour (you) will come to rectify that .... so, am not scared !!!
@deeps
yeah..
was multitasking..
name/url skipped focus
published as anony.
athinu soooooper vatta
aah .. ok ok
nee task finish cheythu vaa ...
'athu' ninnodu korache qnsun choodichitundallo !!!
We shall soon see how long it takes John and Brandi to kick me off their Facebook store Like page once again.Why you ask? search me.Will keep you posted folks.I suspect he of being annoy maybe even you Sorcy. Did you forget to tell us something?
Sorcy .... what are you hiding from us ?!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!?????????
I must say you too bear an uncanny resemblance to Gene Tireny Sorcy especially in the Illuminating music video on You Tube Aphredisiac SUNDOWN.You sure got some great kissible, tempting lips in your pic there man.
^^
Sorc ... ithu enthaa ??? ninne avar veendum oru 'neela thaaram' aakuvaanallo ? ippol englishil enthu ezhuthaanum oru pedi !!!
@Deepa
hmmm...ithetho strong brand adichathinde reaction anu.
nee valare nannayi enjoy cheyyunnundu alle.
hmmm...
alla ... edekku deshavum varunnundu .. mtai kkum
but yes .... enjoyement aanu .. esp namalku ariyaathe sambhavam okke 'avar' parayumbol
@Deepa
yes...btw.where is MTI?
lost in translation?
ask her urself ...
chivalrous knight u r ... u didnt even say hi to her !!
@Deeps
Gee!!
OKay.switching to your airspace.
weather pollum !!
weather -> athu ??!!??
u there ?
ninnaku oru mail ayichutto
Funny that you would say that,that's exactly what John's friend said about me "Something got lost in the translation",that is.
nee pooyi , mone Dineshaaa !!!
avar inni ninne vidilla ennu thoonunnu ...
A good point Deepa,he didn't even say hi to me when I was with him at a gathering in Tennessee in September of 2009.
@ Kiddy ... who is 'he' ????
Sorcy? How else did he know about not saying hi to me at our last encounter?
Sorcy you having to constantly give coconuts reminds me of I having to pay bribes to get attention from men by dressing in a push-up bra, mini skirt,baring my midrif and wobbling around on 6 inch-stillettos
@ Sorcy ... good morning chakkare !!
ethu enthaa kelkune ? nee avarudde koode ?
ninnake 60+ ammachis neyum fetishes undo ???!
nirthaan para.
@ Kiddy : Isnt that against God's principles ? Its a sin to bribe men to look at your physical assets , or to tempt them .. So, if you are a follower of God, how can you do so ??? And if you do, then , you cant be a follower of God !
That was my former fall nature because of Eve listening to the serpent asking her a question frought with danger like my friend puts it,when she was all alone.I see it as I having to pay a bribes to the enemy by looking like a tart ready for a roll in the hay without delay,to get men to pay attention to me because that's how I would get my jollies. My friend told me about these bribes,that's a high prize to pay for attention.
ammo ! ammo !
* Sorcy, tussi mahaan ho !! *
I did not say I was a ho, I looked like one because I was all tarted up and that was the prize I had to constantly pay the enemy.
@Deepa
ROFLMAO
wow..me at Tennessee!
is this place near Calicut?
athu is A curious case of blown fuse
Now you tell,I couldn't quite make out what exactly happened when all that electicty shut out of your eyes into mine in the hall.Thanks for the upDate.I guess it was that superCharged that it blew a fuse.
Kiddy .. you make it look like Sorcy is an electric pole or a transformer !!
Are you alright ??
@Kiddy
Lady, take a pill. I would have further suggested you chill while you're at it, but am afraid it would bring on another avalanche of nonsensical drivel....
I shall take the liberty of speaking on behalf of Sorcs, Dee and Eon with a sincere request to cut the prattle on your skewed perspective of the Bible. Not only is it incomprehensible but is downright offensive, both to people of the faith and others.
If you have something worthwhile to discuss, then by all means share your thoughts and we'll be more than happy to engage in a meaningful conversation. As it stands now, your inputs leave us with a feeling of utter bewilderment and quite frankly a growing sense of annoyance.
I apologize for such a strongly worded comment. My intention is not to cause hurt but this is getting a bit too much.
Be well.
Regards,
MTaI
@MTI
Splash 1..
absolutely right about what you said.
I have lost faith on their moon landing too.
Thank you Dragon.
@Deeps
Go find a rubber band to play with.. The show is kinda over.
Sorcy,
It is never over till it REALLY is over !!
Ah haa so now you finally admit coming after me at the Twin Dragon,it took you long enough you litl rass=butt call. I was much impressed with your smooth move I must say *she swoons now but does not hyperVentIlate.Better late=5 years than never.
Deepa that's the power of God coming out of his eyes. I wouln't mess with him if I were you.
MTal tell me about what you believe in please.I hunger for knowledge and I try my best to keep an open mind and not judge a book by it's cover,and I do that by listening to people.
@ Kiddy,
Ok here is the deal.
1. Please do not discuss God/religion, or references to God/religion on our blogs. We each have our faith and do not like ANYONE messing with it.
2. do not refer to Sorcy in sexual terms. Do not try to bring in matters related to tarts/sex on our blogs. Do not refer to Sorcy's body or physique.
3. Sorcy has not been to the United States of America. So, do not provide vague references of having seen, been or hung out with him.
4. we do not know who John / Brandie are. And we are not interested either. So, please do not mention them.
5. insulting MTAI is not welcome.
6. Sorcy has not chased you. Do not refer to him that way.
7. When you comment, or reply to our comments, make sure you understand/understood what we have written, and then comment. IF it is a language you do not understand, please do not assume things and comment.
I hope you understand. Sorcy is our friend and we do not appreciate dragging him into topics involving sex etc.
Frequently commenting on his blog might lead to him enabling comment moderation and blocking you. We do not want that, do we ?
Conversation on topic he has written in his post is welcome, but not any of the above mentioned.
Peace Out.
Deepa
@Kiddy
Dee n MTI were polite. Dont make me or sorcy react...we wont be so.
You got it Deepa, Sorcy does not want to mess around and therefore he has been traing his mind in a small group, and it's a dirty buisness. You are something else girl!The man's got what Elvis Presley wanted but never achived.He knew he would have power if he could control instant gradifacation by controling it with his mind. Sorcy is the only man on earth who achived this. What I like about Sorcy is that he is so different from all othe men on earth,that's why he's not boring,I guess it comes from that he has mastered his thoughts.What a gift he is to us earthling,he can now change the world.It makes me excited to be alive to actually witness it like the moon walking.
@Eon
hey machaaaaaaa..
Did the Pharaoh release you on bail?
A lil birdie told me you were dragged [Didnt tell the body part by which you were dragged though]by your boss to build pyramid.
so..hows the pyramid construction happening? does it have a nose? 'Look Ma..No Nose' was the fashion then..
Do you people still carve on walls and call it hieroglyphics?
@Deeps
Spasibo.
*shows her the 'iggy' button.
Press that and the flight moves out of turbulence.
well ... apparently , it didnt move out of turbulence !!
*faints
yo Sorc chakkare .... we put up smthg for u on the other freq ... :D :D :D
I'd assume the boss would drag him by hand ... ur boss does it differently, entha ??? No wonder ! No wonder ! *Deepa shakes her head !!*
*wakes up
*reads the 122 comment again
*turns blue and faints.
@Sorcy
Aliyaa, need geo lessons from MTI?? Pyramids in Egypt machha...me in Saudi...
:P
my boss drags me by hand as stated above^
urs??
:O
*he he he*
blue is ur default colour .. but this time, you should b turning red !!!
Sorcy!!!!
quote - turns blue
unquote....
*he he he*
@deeps
bosss...for me...
whats dat thing?
baaaaaaaaaah
@eon
egypt..S.A..whatever..its all desert..
@deeps
on other frequency..!alright...
:D :D :D
kandille ? Eon, MTI and I are waiting with bated breath !!!!
All for you !!!
Thank you for that bit of news flash,exactly we have come out of the wilderness,but I'm sad for those who are left behind in the desert.
You litl rass call telling everyone that I'm crazy about your button nose.Why are you blasting it all over Kingdom Come? Don't give all my secrets away dude.Don't tell on me about I being crazy about that baby's nose on the Baby Oil label and not NetHaniEl's *runs and hides.
@deeps
*Para..pa..pa..raaaa
Let the Bashing Begin!!
check freq m-t
No Sorcy we are not going there,except we can talk about blogger Ne,Single in the city, the Jewish 18-year-old virgin buying $250.00 merchandize at Victoria Secret.
She might be Scribbling Gal,and her blog Mesmerizind Dreams,
http://creativelyscribbling.blogspot.com by now though. Who knows she used be HannahK at You Say Tomato=I Say Tomahto though
As you can see I have proof that HannahK did exist as she made a comment on Mesmerizing Dreams's blog on September 13th,anno 2010.
Don't deny it that you are tall,attractive, smooth and flashy salesman with not such good personal and economic qualities,and you have lured these girls with your looks and charm,Sorcy.
I like the frog you gifted the waiter with on February 17th of last year Sorcy,there is no use spending buku bucks on gifts to friends and relatives,we can just make them with our hands like Elton John and Rosy O'Donall do.
@Deeps,Eon,MTi
ola people!!
@Eon
did ya mail the upanyasam?
@All
Quote for the Day
" Never Let Someone's Opinion Become Your Reality."
Hola Amigo!!!
" Never Let Someone's Opinion Become Your Reality."
Ain't that the truth!!!
aah Sorcy sorcy .. i get the drift !
Am gonna watch Spirit again !
@MTI
yeah...absolute truth..
@Deepa
aye aye..
OKies..its one amazing movie.
@Sorcs
You given up on your monsoon abode, after all?
Was all set to lay out the red carpet!!!! :D
@MTI
nope...Nope..
will soon land at that page.
" You gotta do what you gotta do .. horse or human ! "
awesome post man...ur really funny
Great visiting your blog after so long...
Cheers
CRD
@CRD
:O
Long time ..really long time!!
Thank you .
Thanks for the comment..and dropping back comrade!
You are telling on yourself how you lure and drop females to brake every BONE in their bodies so they will have victories for their lives? You are a good and caring man Sorcy!Not at all like HUD,but I believe the reason he didn't care about anybody is because it overwhelmed him when his mother died, he too it too hard.
folks folks ...
Deepa shakes her head in dibelief
Remembers the book 'BONES' by Jan Burke where finally a serial psycopath was laid to rest !
Life ! Life !
A Psycopath. Wow! Thanks.
@all
brb.
goin to TVM.
Don't tell me you got your own Barbie doll stashed away and this is some secret coded message to her, Sorcy?
hahahahaha Hilarious!
@mishi
Thank you..for the comment and following my blog
That was a lot of funny things in there
@zleak
aye aye. :)
thanks for visiting my blog and dropping a comment
hahaha...
hahaha...
well written
@sankoobaba..
long time..no seee..
nice to see you here buddy.
thank you
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