Genius:The Citibank called on the home phone. They gotta speak with Wise Guy and said its URGENT!
Sorcerer:What happened to his cell phone?
Genius:Switched off as usual.I think I will write a stick it note and stick it some place he can see.
Sorcerer: Hmm...Stick it on the beer bottle.He never misses that.
Online_Buddy:You a mallu?
Sorcerer:Yeah very much..
Online_Buddy: How do you wear that lungi or mundu thing? Does it have some kinda hook?Ha ha ha
Sorcerer:For your information,we don't wear it on our chest, its wrapped around the waist.
Genius_Gf: huh! Will you stop talking like King Julian?Firstly, you are not a lemur...
Sorcerer: Sthop!Tell that to our Management. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.
Ya people know..how much I love to bug poipils [Read:People]
Wise_Guy: I am not a pervert! Ya know when I walk down the road, my neighbor aunt used to point at me and tell her kid-"When you grow up, you should be like that guy!"
Sorcerer:Like..Stop eating, starve and be thin like you?
For you Mechanical Engineers out there..theres a cool pickup line.Try it on some mech chick!
"Are you Nitrous Oxide, coz I just got a sudden boost!!!!"
Genius:Hey in that outfit..you look like an alien!!!
Wiseguy: I come in peace!
Genius:F[beep] Dude!Machine is not starting...its simply beeping!!!
Sorcerer:It's too polite to call you names..unlike you!