.::CON VER SA TIONS ::.

Genius:So you ain't going to your girl's home or whut?

Wiseguy: Naa..She's got pest control people or something over there.

Genius:Well..that explains and..keep your distance till the guys with the pest gun leave.

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Genius:Next time you shut down the lid of my laptop with that 'thud' sound..I am gonna kick you into orbit.

Sorcerer:can I have an autograph..errr...Mr.Chuck Norris?
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Wiseguy:Dude!! I get motion sickness out of reading in the main chatroom.
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IceCold:Dude! She was soo hot and I was kinda nervous when I was talking to her..ya know.I think I made a total ass out of myself.

Sorcerer:Yeah we saw that..your whole body was shaking like an ass with Parkinson's.

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IceCold:Huh!! The machine says "The package is corrupt."

Sorcerer:Never..ever think of donating "some" and making money!!

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WiseGuy:Fruit you!!
Sorcerer:Now, if you are making it sound less perverted..it's not..it reminds everyone of the pineapple Joke.well which is.pretty hilarious.

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